Dear Invisible Pink Unicorn,

Please give us readers.

Absinthe

While in this state, I almost definitely did not spell this drink right in this title. However, this drink deserves all the credit it could possible acquire. While it was not euro-abinthe that I drank tonight (unfortunately), this "NJ" version still had the mild hallucinogen that this good ol' liquor is known for. By the way, this whole entry is after consuming said liquor. Enjoy...ladies and gents. Oh, and please, please don't taze me, bro.

P.S. Oh Great and Benevolent Spaghetti Monster

Thank you for pure grain alcohol...and champaign.

Dear Flying Spaghetti Monster,

Thank you for boobs.

A Triumphant Return: For probably 1 post

I can't in good conscience let this blog die.
Every now and then a good hiatus is healthy.
Some things however capture my attention enough that I just want to share them with the world.
Then I remember I have a blog.

Check this out: It's interesting.